Don't Touch

I wonder how long that winged pig stayed alive?

Video: "Don't Touch", Dice Productions

I'm Off to Eat Someone's Parents

Does he mean to eat only individuals that have produced offspring, or is he going to eat all the tigers based on their future prospects of having babies? hmm..

Video: Volvic Revive TV Ad

Election 2008: Not Election 2008: The End

Stop-motion animation is my anti-drug.

Music: Honkin' On My Crack Pipe - Paul Steel
Video: Andy Martin

Election 2008: Son of Election 2008

Just so you guys know, I support Obama. What appears below is a joke.

Get the latest news satire and funny videos at 236.com.

Video: Get Your War On, New World Order

Election 2008: Rise of the Machines: Rhino Escape

The Tokyo Zoo is conducting tests for a filibuster-proof Congress. Cardboard may not be appropriate armor against sleep darts. Banging sticks on feed buckets seems to scare Republicans away.
A dart gun counts as a machine, I guess.

Election 2008: Rise of the Machines: Another Subtitle

Wagga wagga wagga wagga wagga

Haruki Nakamura explains the inner workings of the Obama Campaign. This is the one that is going to blow your mind.

Election 2008: Better Late Than Never

Repair Ticket # 000001

10 Oct 2008

Shortly after answering call to have metadata and tags installed in Cell Phone Quest, received emergency call from the Claims Adjuster Damacy post reporting missing ball of things.  Ball of things was recovered rolling around Wall Street, where it was attempting to gather enough slow moving traders that had been weakened by the economic climate so that it could ignite them to form a tiny star.  Returned to Brainharm and secured with chock.  Added metadata and tags after spheroid was confirmed to remain stationary.

Germany is a widely underrated source of harm. This is to set the record straight: Germany has full brainharm capability.
Video and Music: LOL, Internet - JCO (Jakob Bienenhalm)

Hey guys look at me I am a birdlike dinnerbell.

Your banjotudes don't carry any Jerry sauce in this part of town, jive turkey!

Cartoon by Vincent Collins for our nation's bicentennial. Don't be a square, man: Register to vote if you haven't already!

Frog Jar

This is from a standup routine, but it is mostly confusing.

Music Special: Appendix A

I repaired the "Frontier Psychiatrist" post without your permission and may gypsies dance on your grave.



Music: Remind Me - Royksopp

Fin.

Music Special: Dodecahedral Surprise Ending

I fixed the "Imaginary Nixon" post against all advice to the contrary. I'm not sorry that I didn't ask you first.



If any of you know about an anime / Japanese cartoon about a scientist with four or five brains stacked in his (cone) head that builds and/or fights giant robots with lasers in their mouths, leave a comment. I had a video of that and they took it down. I think there is also a girl on a giant bird in the mix somewhere. If you leave a comment with a correct answer and a link to the youtube, then you will get 7000 extra credit points.

The end?

Music Special: Double Surprise Ending

I restored the "Daicon IV" post without being asked. Wasn't that nice of me?



NOBODY HAD BETTER TRY TO STEAL MY F*CKING KOOLAID IF THEY DON'T WANT TO BE LASER-SWORD CHOPPED!

I can say with 90% confidence that this is the end of the Music Special

Music Special: Surprise Ending

I restored the "Hobbits" post without being asked. Wasn't that sweet of me?



I am pretty sure this is the end of this Music Special.

Music Special: Fish Heads - Barnes and Barnes

We end this Special up with a Golden Oldie...

Music Special: Honking Antelope - Serj Tankian

Music Special: Slapped on Other Planets

Music: New Order - True Faith

Music Special: Land of Confusion - Genesis

Music Special: The Talking Horse - Melvins

Zombie businessman hate clay floaty man!

Russian Zombies

There has been a gap in posting lately, so I think you know what that means. A weird storm has been gathering, and like a festering pustule filled with beetles' eggs, it is chewing its way out from under the skin of your web browser and into your very mind! I think that you have guessed it: It's time for another Music Special! (BTW: I don't usually plan them like this, but it always turns out I find a bunch of music videos after neglecting BH for a while.)


Music by ANJ, title unkown

8 Bit Brainwashing

I cannot vouch for this video's description stating that this supposed 'advertisement' being anything other than a cruelly kid-centric prophesy of our eventual robotic enslavement.

Series: Return to Supermans

Self Study: You Suck at Photoshop

You guys should really check out this series; "You Suck at Photoshop". Even if you never had any intention to exploit Photoshop for lulz or illegal gain, each episode is a cherished trainwreck of candid pain that is a little too fun to watch. Come for the Photoshop tips and stay for the sad ending!

Your Terrible Cube World

Choppa Choppa

Boots free us from bonds

Today Is Yellow Cow Freedom Day

Traditional Estonian Meat Chant

Japan Develops Devastating Atmospheric Superweapon Powered By Game Show Contestants

Dr. Okaido Hashimitsigura demonstrates the concept for the new superweapon, followed by rare footage of its construction.

The weapon is deployed, to deadly effect.

Show me your moves

Man in Horned Mask: I've abandoned my spacecar by mistake, it was foolhardy of you to do so knowingly!
Captain Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!!
Man in Spacecar: I hope what you are doing does not blow up this part of the galaxy, because I'm just over here in the other lane, jackass.

Forest Ninja

Forest Ninja sounds more like an itinerant tree hugger, but since he has so little competition I don't think anyone is going to call him on it.

This is for an English Class

Just you wait 'till I accumulate some mad mass and roll over all y'all!

I was trying to think of an era or time in history when wearing a bright white cloak in broad daylight might have been considered sneaky. A sheep farm? A cotton field? The Arctic? (Scratch the last one, freezing to death is disqualification.)

Cathy's House

This may have seemed to devolve into a bizarre and denigrating catfight, but then there's dancing!

In Soviet Russia, Beat Drops YOU!

Continuing the theme of b-boys wearing clothing inappropriate to their craft...

Golden Oldies: We Know Something

Continuing the theme of dancing animals:

In new guidelines set forth by Large Animal Costume Licensing Board, persons wishing to purchase or operate Large Animal Costumes must now demonstrate competency, proficiency, and otherwise mad skillz in the areas of breakdancing and rhyme-busting. Applicants receiving a grade of "chump" or lower on an official LACLB proctored exam are encouraged contemplate the overwhelming flyness of DJ Format and Jurassic 5 before attempting the exam next year.

Dancing Animals in Love

Continuing the theme of colorful singing animals...

I don't know about that thing at the end, either.

Golden Oldies: Charlie the Unicorn

I know this one is very old and watched thousands of times, but I have really been enjoying this as of late.

Have your bonana at the ready for Episode 2.

Translation of the Spanish portion at 2:13 (from creator's website filmcow.com):
Pastel Blue: [Spanish] The man with the hat sent us!
Pastel Pink: [Spanish] He told us many amazing stories!
Zeta: [Blinks and flashes]
Pastel Unicorns: [Boisterous laughter]
Charlie: What?
Pastel Pink: [Spanish] Tonight we dine on turtles!
Pastel Blue: [Spanish] So good, they will be!
Zeta: [Klaxon and laser-fire]
Charlie: Gah, what did you two do?
Pastel Unicorns: Zeeeeeeee!
Pastel Blue: [Spanish] I am happy!
Zeta: [Blinks and flashes]
Pastel Unicorns: [Boisterous laughter]

Dancing Robots!

I would like to present this monument to the collected free time of the nation of Japan.

Click on Finder

Frangible Place

Boom

Bambee

This is tasteless and dumb, but of good technical quality when it comes to Flash films.

Let's Get a Shout Out

There Will Be Several Dogs

Hey you guys I forgot a Valentines Day special this year...

This one is for everyone who satisfied their college language requirement in High School and never used it a single time afterwards.

Dairy Products

That damn horse will just watch you die

Are the elephants wild in Russia?

Press "A" for Dance Laser

I think it's funny when you are playing a video game with somewhat serious subject matter, a game character asks you to press the "A" button, and I can't help but laugh at the existential problems the player character would have when asked to press the "A" button. Press "A" to forget how pressing "A" doesn't jive with the whole anti-terror/alien/robot plot. Your life is a simulation.

I loves Metal Slug so good.

You Are Dangerous

DIY Peg Mini-Gun - The best free videos are right here

The Last Duet on Earth

That is not to say that no one has tried music:

Indecision 2X Feature: Garfield

A Purse is Not Food:

J.D., You Got No Skillz:

Does Shambling Count as Dancing?

This one makes it in solely on the merit of forwarding the idea of dancing as a defense against zombie attack.



What you may hear as drums is actually tap-dancing, btw.

More Music, More Plot, MORE UGLY

I think we all remember Kelly's "musical" adventure buying shoes.



It's a whole ugly mythos.