Golden Oldies: Banana Man

The Internet interprets Harm as a banana and attempts to eat it.


Music: "Banana Man" - Tally Hall
Director: Joe Hawley

Doesn't Behave Like Other Mammals

So we concluded that they must be a kind of virus.


Music: "Ruler of Everything" - Tally Hall
Director: Sean Donnelly

Repair Ticket # 347-b-9

Music: "Junior Kickstart" - The Go! Team

1. Client claims compact martial artists were lost in the mail. Applied keywords for, and restored diminutive glory to, tiny ninjas.
2. Client could not tell one space rabbit researcher from the next. Assigned tags to space bunnies.
3. Earth Defense Freshmen kept mixing their uniform colors in the wash. Labeled personalized washing machines with tags in the Fresh Fortune Fortress.
4. Client complains that stop-motion won't start. Told client the effect could be simulated by showing a sequence of slightly different images in rapid succession. Added meta tags.
   

Hyperfloral Supermurder

Video: "Neighbors" - Norman McLaren
Music: "Uh Oh" - DEE

Your Psychic Friend

Can you tell that I like disturbing infomercials?

Crayon Bunnies

It's The 70's Again and/or 80's Again

Don't try to call your old dealer: you have Brainharm this time.


Music: "Immigrant Song" - Led Zeppelin (1970)
Video: Clips of Ramayan (Indian mythological sitcom, 1987-88)

Are there going to be any games?

FISH BEAT! Doof Doof Spoosh

No one is implying that all Mexican strippers are hairy. I think Data just likes them that way. He can afford that, because he is a robot with gold for blood. Brainharm supports diversity in space.

Finally You're Becoming Human

"Story from North America"
Music / Voices - Garrett Davis
Video - Kirsten Lepore

I drink your milkshake.

I drink your president.

The link is much weaker once I actually see them side by side. However, during the election season, I just found it funny that Pepsi saw it fit to switch from the abstract swirl that served the brand for decades to a red, white, and blue composition that also resembles a landscape. Apparently, I was not the only one loopy enough to grasp onto this tenuous link.

Maximum Social Media Hate: Crackdown on Twitter

Maximum Social Media Hate: Into the Twittersphere

Maximum Social Media Hate: Facebook Dinosaurs

Hall of Shame: Clown Town

America's music rights: REVOKED!


93 points deducted for poor rhyming.
31 points deducted for repeating rhymes.
12 points deducted for visuals mismatched with lyrics.
108 points deducted for washed-up actors kissing creepy clowns.
1 point awarded for not matching thoughts of violence against clowns with a poorly-rhymed, grisly murder scene.
7 points, Manchester United.

Video & Music: "Clowny Clown Clown" - Crispin Glover

Drum Machine

Video: "Drum Machine" - Tokyo Plastic and The Sancho Plan

It's Just a Ring

Those prone to seizures should not view The One Ring

A Real Cat

A Fatal Dose of Whimsy

I found the brown envelope to be deeply surprising.

Video : "A Wolf Who Loved Pork" - Takeuchi Taijin

Caaarrrll

I'm reading this book about the Monster of Florence by Douglas Preston. The Monster was never caught, but he was not a llama and did not eat hands.

Billy Chow -v- A Horse

Fear Beyond Reason: Serious Business

Grab Onto Our Tongues

Who is ready for the latest episode of Charlie the Unicorn

Warning: Goat's head appears on dolphin's body.

Miit Choom Muralom Hup Hupravo

Miit Choom Muralom Hup Hupravo

Verisa Falowit Ralom dita Hupravo

Verisa Falowit Ralom hup Choom Hupravo

Verisa Falowit Ralom dita Hupravo

ditum, Ralom

ditum, Ralom

Ralom

Video: "Alice in Wonderland" - Disney

Music: "Wonderland" - Pogo

Please Say Something

Evidently the animator had issues with his father, and with Tom and Jerry.


Two points deducted for overuse of might-have-been-flash-forwards. Two points awarded for two dream sequences with a scary mouse head in each. Three points to Griffindor for solving the case of the Howling Measles.

Video: "Please Say Something" - David O'Reilly

Synth Lives on Brainharm

Also, BASIC is the devil.

Open your copybooks to page Q for this extra-credit session:

Permission to Freak

How is it that everything after the early 90s somehow ends up as a rap?

France's Music Rights: REVOKED

Music & Video: "Mephistopheles" - Puppet Mastaz

Artist Focus II: Paul Rayment

Animation: "All I Want for Christmas.." - Paul Rayment
Music: "Merry Christmas to You" - Nat King Cole

Artist Focus: Paul Rayment

Animation: Paul Rayment
Music: "Drygioni" - Super Furry Animals

Robot Munchies

No Wait Let Me Start Over

I tried to make something like this, but all I got was dizzy.


Animator: Kristofer Strum
Music: "Hitchhiker's Choice" - Minilogue

Strange Shapes Disturb Slumber

Animator: Kristofer Ström
Music: "Animals" - Minilogue

Golden Oldies: Hillbilly Witchcraft

Regular readers may remember this video from its less-than-a-week run on BH. I pulled it because the bit at the beginning with the narrator and the cow bothered me. I could not tell if the narrator says "Black (Nylon) Hose", or if he meant to say "Black (Angus, as in cow) Hoes". Racist? Not likely? In the end, its all too strange to matter.


Video and Music: "Hillbilly Witchcraft" - Friend of a Friend Films

Bacon Makes It Better

You can skip to 00:46 for the kissing scene.

Pervert.

Fear Beyond Reason: Cats as Toy Planes

I don't understand why this is happening.