I drink your milkshake.

I drink your president.

The link is much weaker once I actually see them side by side. However, during the election season, I just found it funny that Pepsi saw it fit to switch from the abstract swirl that served the brand for decades to a red, white, and blue composition that also resembles a landscape. Apparently, I was not the only one loopy enough to grasp onto this tenuous link.

Maximum Social Media Hate: Crackdown on Twitter

Maximum Social Media Hate: Into the Twittersphere

Maximum Social Media Hate: Facebook Dinosaurs

Hall of Shame: Clown Town

America's music rights: REVOKED!


93 points deducted for poor rhyming.
31 points deducted for repeating rhymes.
12 points deducted for visuals mismatched with lyrics.
108 points deducted for washed-up actors kissing creepy clowns.
1 point awarded for not matching thoughts of violence against clowns with a poorly-rhymed, grisly murder scene.
7 points, Manchester United.

Video & Music: "Clowny Clown Clown" - Crispin Glover

Drum Machine

Video: "Drum Machine" - Tokyo Plastic and The Sancho Plan

It's Just a Ring

Those prone to seizures should not view The One Ring